Part game show, part porn site and part nutritional
beverage: Ass Smoothie is a site so unbelievably
frosty, so sexually nasty and yet so light and low calorie
that it will have you looking at every hot woman you see in
the street and asking yourself:
IS SHE A SMOOTHIE GIRL??
We search the globe for delicious divas to stuff so much fruity goodness into
their assholes, that when we're done with them, they're filled up with the 9 essential daily vitamins and nutrients required for a healthy immune system.
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