Part game show, part porn site and part nutritional beverage: Ass Smoothie is a site so unbelievably frosty, so sexually nasty and yet so light and low calorie that it will have you looking at every hot woman you see in the street and asking yourself:




We search the globe for delicious divas to stuff so much fruity goodness into their assholes, that when we're done with them, they're filled up with the 9 essential daily vitamins and nutrients required for a healthy immune system.

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